so.  apparently nude modeling is prostitution.  who knew.  

oh, and?  anything nude in art is pornography, regardless of intent.  because guess what?  it's not subjective.  that's right kiddos.  don't bother trying to adjust your televisions.  life really is this black and white. (better invest in a decent pair of shades lest the contrast set you off on a series of migraines)

it's sort of a bummer how tied together we are, isn't it?  i mean, it's just pretty lame that we all have to look to one another to make certain that our own views of morality and reality are in agreement.  sort of tiresome, don't you think?  and did you know that your every action is of grave importance? no, really! because didn't you know that you can't just live your life for yourself? oh, no. the whole world is on your shoulders and whatever you do could damage all of humanity.  i mean, can you imagine what might happen if you did something that caused someone else to think something?  

when you get right down to it, the world is a pretty small place.  it's only natural that what you say and do should be agreeable. i mean, what would the state of the world be if we all went around being forced to question ourselves all the time.  ultimately, all art is shamefully indecent.  except for those pictures of kittens, ducks, and small doe-eyed children. those go rather nicely with the décor.  being a wallflower is about the most honorable thing a person can be.  

well, i don't know about you but i take solace in the idea of an afterlife.  placation is, after-all, the key to a good, sin-free life. i hear that heaven's a pretty comfy place.  clouds and whatnot.  you could just about fall asleep for all eternity in a bed made of clouds.